Monday, April 23, 2012

Monday As Gaeilge = Dé Luain

In Britain, where Eastenders is broadcast at 7.30pm every weekday evening, they wonder why anti social behaviour is such a huge problem.

Organic shrapnel is the phrase that someone in the US Military decided upon to describe when a bomb blast embeds pieces of one person into another person.

On Liveline a woman said “I would reluctantly send my daughter to the Educate Together School but I am a Catholic. I don’t go to mass every week religiously but I do go”. And she wasn’t even trying.

Jedward are performance artists. They should move to New York to get the recognition they deserve. They should not be performing at the National Sheep Shearing Championships because it is just plain wrong.

Putting precocious kids and people with Northside Dublin accents into radio and TV ads is still hilarious. Puppets on RTE sketch comedy shows? Same story. Fuckin' priceless. Never gets old.

Unexpected item in the bagging area; Samuel L. Jackson.

Ladies & Gentlemen We Are Boating In Naas.

You will be pleasantly surprised by Kilkenny.

Essentially is the new basically.