The Difference Is, We're Demented

What has infiltrated the hierarchies of our major supermarket chains? Supervalu' presumably paid good money to an advertising agency to come up with “Real Food, Real People”. Real people as opposed to what? Those foreigners they have in the other shops. It’s a bit of stretch to claim that because someone had to get on board an aeroplane to come here that their claim to being a capable, authentic human being is thereby invalidated. Real food? So let’s be clear on this, it is Supervalu’s contention that its competitors are using fake people to stock shelves with fake food which they are then attempting to sell to an oblivious public.

A serious allegation indeed and one which the folks at Dunnes Stores clearly were not prepared to take lying down. Thus the swift counter attack “The difference is, we’re Irish”. To claim supremacy in such a fashion, a fashion which seeks to end all discussion, to announce dominion over all else can only mean one thing; Aryanism.

And where is the National Consumer Agency, An Bord Bia, the Ombudsman or the Equality Authority while all this subterfuge and deranged diplomacy is taking place? Asleep at the wheel that’s where. Typical.

Pretend food. Cyborgs on checkouts. The Aryan Irish. WTF. We need an Oireachtas Sub Committee at the very minimum.