Have Beard Will Unravel

At the time the propagandists were obviously going to toe the party line and translate it as "Death to America, Death to Bush" but it has come to light that a more accurate translation of what Saddam was roaring defiantly from the gallows that fateful day would be "I want my Mammy, can someone get me my Mammy please?" A former Baath party official described the revelations as "complete and utter horseshite"