Joan Collins is busy. She was in London the other day to announce that women over fifty should not wear denim. Presumably from there she had to go to New York to similarly decree that the mature woman should not be wearing jeans and then onwards to Los Angeles to proclaim that there are certain youthful clothes which women of a certain age should not contemplate.
I’m not that well versed in the itinerary of your typical denim declaration tour but, based on the U2 model, I am assuming that at that point Joan would have had to resume the European leg taking in, at the very least, Paris and Milan.
Which is all great stuff. But you would have to wonder. About the only gainful thing I've seen Joan Collins do in thirty years is a Snickers TV advertisement. Are Snickers bankrolling the denim tour? Is there an inversely proportionate relationship between denim and Snickers sales and Joan has been tasked with surreptitiously driving down the former in order to boost the latter?
That must be it.
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