Panic On The Streets Of Portarlington

There was a time I thought I was going to read all the books that interest me. It recently dawned that I read, at best, fifteen in a year. So I’m not going to read all the books that interest me, I’m going to read, at best, about six hundred of them. I will spend the rest of my life reading the books that were published this morning. There are a lot of films I always assumed I would get round to watching. It's always been a given that I would at some point apportion an entire night to Mulholland Drive. Now ten years later it’s touch and go if it will happen at all. And things aren’t looking great for the This Is England box set. I mean when’s that going to happen, I won't have a minute for the next forty years. Jaysus.