Credibility Benefit

So it appears Norris is even more qualified for the job than we thought. He’s been looting two and a half grand a month on the back of some disability yarn for the past seventeen years. Incredibly, the voters view this as a bad thing and he has plummeted in the opinion polls. I seem to be in the minority in thinking that these revelations enhance his credentials. He’s an old hand at this crack. A master of the fine art of collecting vast quantities of money for no apparent reason; this is what they call having a proven track record. If it's relevant experience you want then look no further.

You can have your Sean Gallaghers of this world with their enterprise, acumen, drive and resourcefulness all day long. But it counts for very little when you stack it up against the savvy of a Daithí Norris. Daithí has taken us for half a mill while no one was looking; he’s already in Presidential mode.

Let’s just get the formalities over with and get him in there. Gallagher will you just run along there now and create a few jobs, like a good lad. Leave the heavy lifting to disability Daithí.

Nothing to see here.