A texter to the child psychologist on the Sean Moncrief show today revealed that her eleven month old is petrified of the sound of the hoover and the hairdryer and wondered whether the little fella would ever grow out of it.
Now the answer that our friend the child psychologist should have given is that no, your son will not grow out of it and will unfailingly go apeshit at the sound of hoovers and hairdryers for the remainder of his life. But he didn’t.
That the question was composed and sent in the first place, that the host of the show read it out and that the expert constructed an earnest answer is the most succinct yet also the most comprehensive description I have come across of the real crisis that faces the country.
I wonder will Enda and Eamonn include anything in the Programme For Government to eradicate such eejitry.
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