I have it on good authority that if you go into Burdocks in Christchurch and order a battered sausage they will throw in a bag of chips for free.
It sounds like commercial suicide but if it's true it has to be the greatest customer inducement in retail history, easily trumping any miserable scrappage scheme or seven year unlimited warranty you care to mention.
I don't live in Dublin so can someone drop in there and let me know if it's true. bburke1971@gmail.com
I will construct a family day out around it.