What the fuck is Bill Cullen up to? He fired Maria. The only normal one. He must have had a few jars on board. That’s the only plausible explanation.
Why didn’t John O’Donoghue make out that he had been taken hostage by extreme right wing French nationalists that time in Longchamp? No one would have batted an eyelid about him coming home on the government jet. Not like him to miss a trick like that.
Rafael Benitez is the only person that I know of who is simultaneously a genius and a complete clown. Tonight, against Lyon, he will show us the genius. On Saturday, against Sunderland, he showed us the clown.
Rafa can be summarized thus: (cl+pl-c/38)=(g+c)-g/6+4
